Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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