I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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