I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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