Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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