i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
