love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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