I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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