This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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