its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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