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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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