Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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