i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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