This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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