we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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