The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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