Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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