I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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