planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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