We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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