Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
