why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything