i just google imaged poop.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."