dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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