I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think my vagina is haunted
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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