This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
