is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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