i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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