wat bout pragnant strippers??
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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