She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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