Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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