love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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