brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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