I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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COCAINE IS GR8
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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