apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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