I wish life had little blips of pornography
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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