My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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