Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
