There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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