Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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