They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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