I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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