finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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