This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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