Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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