its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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