so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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