My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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