thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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