He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS