I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night