Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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