I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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