If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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