It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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