I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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