Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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